Never Tell Me The Odds Beer Coaster

Defy the data—and drip rings—on your tabletop with the Never Tell Me The Odds Beer Coaster. Crafted from high-density fiberboard, this round coaster bears a distressed, yellow “NEVER” banner framed in a rectangular border, with “Tell Me The Odds” below, set against a star-speckled black field. Perfect for scoundrels who refuse to let statistics dictate their next pour.

• Material: Moisture-resistant fiberboard—stops condensation cold without force fields

• Shape: Precision round—fits standard pint glasses and steins

• Design: Distressed yellow “NEVER” logotype with “Tell Me The Odds” subtext, on a speckled star-field background

• Care: Wipe clean with a damp cloth; no astromech needed

• Usage: Ideal for home bars, game nights, or any tabletop daring the impossible