Telekinetic IPA 5 Gallon

Have you ever wanted to control things with your mind just like Eleven on Stranger Things? Well, my friend, we have a brew for you! This IPA is a big hitter full of great hop aroma and awesome bitterness. We promise (no we don’t) that after about 5 of these bad boys you will be able to control things with your mind (you won’t). Any object you look at will move back and forth in your vision. When you sit down your mind will make the room spin while you sit still. All you have to do is drink at least 5 bottles of this amazing IPA to experience the awesomeness of telekinetic powers. We must disclose that you won't have telekinetic powers, you will just be really hammered.